Celebrities in Prison

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Call your agent to start a counter-campaign to spread the word on how large and healthy your penis is.

You reach for your standard-issue prison cell phone and start to dial your agent's number when you have a better idea.

"Bring that camera on over," you bark. "Mel, get down here. You're on the air! Tell them how great my penis is."

Mel proceeds talk for three solid hours about the merits of your penis. You then thank him and zip up your pants. By this time the area outside your cell is completely deserted. The camera appears to be rolling still, and the 'On-Air' light is still on!

Spread communist propaganda.
Do stand-up comedy.

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