Celebrities in Prison

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Punch him in the teeth.

The next thing you know, you are lying bleeding in the gutter.

"You look very bloody down there, Donal Gibson," Bill Oddie says with a malicious grin. "Like the blood-covered blood bird. With blood." Bill brings his face very close to yours. You try to shy away, but you discover that you can't move! "A paralyzed blood bird, you are. And I've always had a fondness for our feathered friends."

Bill opens his mouth wide and an enormous beak begins to protrude from it. He thrusts it into your neck and starts draining you of your precious bodily fluids. You try to react, but you still can't move, even to speak.

Think about violent death.
Think about happy trees.

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